{"product_id":"emotional-support-potato™-limited-first-drop","title":"Emotional Support Potato™","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"259\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"259\"\u003eBad day? Meet your Emotional Support Potato™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"298\"\u003eSoft. Squishy. Emotionally available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"328\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"328\"\u003e0% advice. 100% support.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"385\"\u003e• Always there\u003cbr data-start=\"344\" data-end=\"347\"\u003e• Never judges\u003cbr data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"364\"\u003e• Doesn’t talk back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"422\"\u003eBuy it for yourself. Seriously.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"525\"\u003eFor:\u003cbr data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"431\"\u003e• Stressful days\u003cbr data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"450\"\u003e• Burnt-out brains\u003cbr data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"471\"\u003e• Late-night overthinking\u003cbr data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"499\"\u003e• Your desk, bed, or car\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eSometimes you just need something simple that makes you feel better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"619\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eWhy people love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e• Instant mood booster\u003cbr data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e• Cute and comforting\u003cbr data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"670\"\u003e• Makes you smile every time\u003cbr data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e• The least judgmental “friend” you’ll ever have\u003cbr data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"752\"\u003e• A weirdly perfect desk buddy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"815\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eAlso makes a perfect gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"922\"\u003eThe kind of gift people:\u003cbr data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e• Laugh at when they open\u003cbr data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e• Keep on their desk or bed\u003cbr data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e• Talk about later\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"939\"\u003e• Birthdays\u003cbr data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"953\"\u003e• Coworkers\u003cbr data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"967\"\u003e• Stressed friends\u003cbr data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e• Bad days\u003cbr data-start=\"998\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003e• “Just because”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003e• One Emotional Support Potato™ Plush\u003cbr data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003e• Premium burlap “Spuddy” sack\u003cbr data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eOfficial adoption certificate so it’s actually yours\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003eLimited First Drop\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eOnce they’re gone, they’re gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1366\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1366\"\u003eSometimes you just need a potato.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmotionally available, endlessly supportive, and will literally never leave you on read.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1327\"\u003eOrders ship twice weekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Delivery typically takes 4–9 business days.\u003cstrong data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1366\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baked \u0026 Loaded Co. ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52808275886293,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0780\/3391\/2021\/files\/3.png?v=1765999376","url":"https:\/\/www.bakedandloadedco.com\/products\/emotional-support-potato%e2%84%a2-limited-first-drop","provider":"Baked \u0026 Loaded Co. ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}